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Dean Ministries
(South Africa)



Good day! And thank you for visiting my site. I am not a church or organisation; I am just a man who wants to spread the Word of God around the World Wide Web. I have a fulltime office job, I endure the Johannesburg traffic and write whenever I possibly can. So I do try my best to update the site and publish pieces as often as I can, but it does get hard with 8 hours of work and 2.5 hours in the car ...

Please feel free to read the sermons, articles, exposés on here at will, or enjoy the external links given. Please also feel free to re-post, share, e-mail them out as well. God speed!



8 February 2016 -
New Sermon! "The Law Keepers". This examines the religion of Judaism. Today, Christians will look up to "the Jews", thinking they are "God's chosen people" no matter what. Even though they despise Jesus, who is Lord. Even though the Bible specifically warns us about them. I'll look at how they keep the Law, as well as examine who the real Jews are according to the Bible.

1 February 2016 - New Sermon! "Repenting Of Your Sins" To Be Saved. This deals with the false gospel, which is quite common these days, whereby you must "turn from all your sins" to be saved. No, salvation is by faith alone! So here you can see where the false teaching comes from, as well as a few angles which you may not be familiar with.

12 January 2016 -
New Sermon! Obeying An Unbiblical Government. This deals with Romans 13 and the crazy call to "obey the government". It deals with taxation, it asks whether the governments of countries are legitimate rulers in the Biblical sense. And yes, loads of ripping face.

11 January 2016 - New sermon! Problems With Education. This describes the different education options; firstly, what the Bible would have you do, and secondly all the other options. Are Christian schools actually good? What about University? I write in detail, and give my experiences.

8 January 2016 - New Sermon! SA Racist Comments Story - Yet Another Orchestrated Story . This week that I write, the media has been full of hype about racist Facebook/Twitter comments. This smells 100% of an orchestrated story, designed to break people down and further remove "freedom of speech". And one day it will be used against Christians.

5 January 2016 - First sermon of the year! "Facebook Is Bad News!". Can this medium be used for good? Is it any good? What are the pitfalls? And why is Facebook so bad and evil? Click on the link and read on...

1 January 2016 - Happy New Year! I'm not going to lie, I expect the year to be worse than 2015 from a worldly perspective; worse economy, worse moral degradation and more persecution of God's children. But despite this, be strong! Keep giving people the Gospel, try and save as many as you can. Even as one person you CAN make a difference. That is what we are here to do.

Otherwise, there is slow progress with Telkom. They came on Tuesday, said they just need to check the main box... and never came back. Oh well, they have to eventually.

And I got a lively New Year's greeting from Facebook this morning - a 30 day ban! I can't even send messages or edit my details. All for a comment I made months ago that they suddenly took offence to. The double standards amaze me; faggots are a protected species and you may not say a word against those filthy perverts (who by most religions of the world, let alone the Bible, should not be allowed to live); but I have literally reported death threats towards Christians and that doesn't violate Facebook's community standards. Well, their standards include the promotion of paedophiles and perverts and allow you to make death threats against believers. Just as long as you don't say fag... but a month ban is actually like a holiday for me. Back to real life!

On a final note, happy birthday to my Nan. I have no contact with any of my blood family in Europe (my dad aside) but it's her 8th birthday on 1 January, so happy birthday in spirit from afar.

All the best for 2016 everyone!!

30 December 2015 - New Exposé! How To Spot A Fraud. It is my first "four way exposé" as I expose four fake churches, ministries and preachers in one article. But the point is to give you a few things to look out for when you decide to like a ministry, or follow a church, or get teaching from a single person. And my word, South Africa is full of fake ministries and preachers...

29 December 2015 - Finally! Something I've been meaning to do for years already. Anglican Church EXPOSED!. This is an article which tells a sad tale; it tells you how my beloved home country has been destroyed and turned into an extremely godless cesspool - via adultery, divorce, false doctrine, repeated compromise of the Bible, seeking after the love of the world. Yup, thank you Anglican Church (aka Church of England, Episcopal Church).

28 December 2015 - New Exposé! Zac Poonen EXPOSED! This is a false preacher from India who reaches out via the internet on behalf of "Christian Fellowship Church". This is a false preacher who blatantly preaches a false works-based salvation.

28 December 2015 - New Testimony! 
ZCC Testimony by Bongani.

28 December 2015 - New Testimony! OAC Testimony by Anonymous, Two.

Also, we have re-applied with Telkom for a line - hopefully this will now work. We went to the Greenstone branch, and what a difference from Eastgate! So let's see how this goes.

22 December 2015 - Eish. We are still having network issues. So, Telkom still refuse to allow us to have a phone and ADSL line. I've logged a complaint via Hellopeter; all I got was a generic copy-paste response and no help at all. I've been demanding updates almost every day via their Facebook but all I get is false promises. Meanwhile, the Eastgate branch refuses to let us reapply unless we take an LTE package instead - this, despite their own coverage website saying our area cannot get LTE reception. So basically, we can't get a phone line and we can't have wireless. Awesome! Also, yesterday we were in a small car crash; I stopped at the stop-street, the person behind me... didn't. Got rear-ended. No injuries though, just a car that needs fixing now.

Basically though, save for a miracle I won't be able to get to a regular computer on a regular network till the 28th at least. So from me, I want to wish you all - yes, even the haters  - a very happy Christmas. And remember, it's not about food or presents, it's not about trees and "Santa" (Satan, anybody?). It's not about snowmen, especially not here in super-hot South Africa! 

Luke 2:6-21 - And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered. And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us. And they came with haste, and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe lying in a manger. And when they had seen it, they made known abroad the saying which was told them concerning this child. And all they that heard it wondered at those things which were told them by the shepherds. But Mary kept all these things, and pondered them in her heart. And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things that they had heard and seen, as it was told unto them. And when eight days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, his name was called JESUS, which was so named of the angel before he was conceived in the womb.

John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John 1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.

John 3:16-18 - For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Romans 10:9-13 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

Yes, readers. call upon Jesus to save you, and get saved! for today is given unto you, but tomorrow is not guaranteed. Do it while you still can.


14 December 2015 - New Sermon! "What Shall Happen To Us In South Africa?". It deals with the economy here, which is on a downward spiral; as well as what will surely happen in the future, and also just a reminder of what we do have.

10 December 2015 -
New Sermon! The Importance Of Words. This is about the English language, and how it's really cool - but it helps to know some more English too when reading the Bible; for there are words which have changed meaning, which are today even considered socially unacceptable, or even deliberately twisted to support false doctrine.


9 December 2015 - Yes, it's that time of year again. So behold, 2015 - The Dean's Speech. It's sure been a rough year, so bring on 2016.

I'll still work on other writings though. I have one in mind, I just need to get it written down. Anyway, so our Neotel connection is finally cancelled. Sadly, Telkom has now decided to be incompetent. After two and a half weeks of no news, I phoned to follow up - only to be told they have unilaterally cancelled the order because our area is high-risk for cable theft. So we must reapply for an LTE connection (at double the cost of course), or go back to the branch to reapply "just to try" for the ADSL line again. Well, that's just not good enough. Unfortunately, every other internet provider in this country will only supply internet if you have a Telkom line - so if Telkom deny you, everyone else has to as well. But where we stay has terrible wireless reception, so wireless is out of the question. Anyway, I've logged complaints with Telkom because basically they are discriminating against us based on where we live. (And our area is not bad at all - just that the criminals from elsewhere like to come and pinch our cables)


3 December 2015 - Sorry everyone. I'm at that stage again where I have plenty to write but no time and energy to write it. But as December is a quiet month, I hope to be able to do it soon.

We also have network issues yet again - our move to Neotel has proven to be disastrous, since we live in an area where wireless reception is abysmal. So since yesterday the connection has been cut; tomorrow they fetch the router and wireless; and then we have to wait for Telkom to grace us with their presence.

Otherwise though, I've pretty much finished "The Dean's Speech" for 2015, but will hold off a bit because that's really meant for later on in December of course.


22 November 2015 - For the regular visitors (if there are any!); you'll remember that a couple of months ago we had some serious problems with cable theft in our area, so we cancelled with Telkom and went over to Neotel, which is wireless. Sadly it hasn't worked out; in the exact spot we stay, wireless reception is impossible. Even after they installed a whopping huge antenna outside, the internet is constant - yet, unbearably slow to the point we may as well not bother. The best constant download speed was only 30kbps if we were lucky. So we've cancelled; at the end of November the Neotel stuff will be taken away. On Friday we reinstated the Telkom account; with the usual service you'd expect from a government-owned company, it will take 2-4 weeks for them to flip the switch and have us connected. So we'll most probably have no internet line at all for a couple of weeks soon. Still, I figured that it's better to have decent internet which is down every now and then due to cable theft, than to have a service that is consistently unworkable.

20 November 2015 - New Article! "Questions To Old Apostolics". Either I'm trying to reach them, or I'm a glutton for punishment... I get so many members of that church writing in to tell me "you haven't got a clue!". Well, I do have a clue but anyway, the article is filled with questions intended for them to think about their church and its false doctrine.

Also, I added a new graphic I made on the main "
Apostolics Corner" page - go check it out and by all means copy-paste and share on your Facebook...

11 November 2015
- On the way to work today, I saw a billboard on the highway. Now, in South Africa there is a horrid false-preacher named "Rev. Dr. Chris Oyakhilome". So he has some "church event" on. It's called "A night of bliss with Pastor Chris". (so he calls himself Doctor, Reverend and Pastor... wow)

You just cannot make this junk up...

Also, today being 11 November; back in England, it was Armistice Day - where we have a moment of silence for those who died in the last few wars. It's a bit difficult doing this in South Africa, when you're the only one who knows what it's about - but every year I still remember. "Lest we forget".

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